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Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

Rating: 2.4 |

Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?
A: They all make a living by lying to people.

Rating: 3.4 |

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out
that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of
New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and
immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen?
With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How
could you??!!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks
pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have
you got to say???"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams
again, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very
quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

Rating: 1.8 |

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?

They were both dating the same girl in high school.

Rating: 4.4 |

One day there were these three boys walking down
the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!'
When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill
Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved
him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first
boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said,
'I want a boat.'
The second boy said 'I want a truck.'
And the third boy said, 'I want three tombstones with are
names all on them.' Bill Clinton said, 'why is that son?'
The little boy said, 'because when my Dad finds out that we
saved you, he is going to kill us all!'

Rating: 3.0 |

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