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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
A: Koresh only burned 85 people.

Rating: 2.8 |

Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant?
A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.

Rating: 3.4 |

Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Rating: 2.4 |

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

Rating: 2.0 |

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the
White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the
country?" Clinton asked.
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.
The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark
bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
Clinton asked.
"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.
Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure
moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the
best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.
Abe replied, "Go to the theater."

Rating: 3.8 |

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