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A bus filled with politicians was driving through the
countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,
caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and
crashes into the ditch.

A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and
rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians
he buries them.

The next day, the police come to the farm to question the
man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police
officer. "Were they all dead?"

The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you
know how politicians lie."

Rating: 3.0 |

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love.

They exchanged hellos, and went on their way.

As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today."

She smirked and replied, "No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States."

Rating: 3.4 |

Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy?
A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.

Rating: 2.4 |

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House
Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a
car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and
whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands
of yards away. They all fall into a daze.

When they come to and extract themselves from the
vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz.

They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The
Wizard is known for granting people their wishes.

Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."
Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."
Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"

Rating: 4.8 |

Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?
A: There is White-out on the screen.

Rating: 3.0 |

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